Let's face facts here. Centurions have some stellar rules, but the models...Well, the models aren't so great. They're a bit like the dude in the picture--lots of weapons but look like they've been huffing glade out of condoms for too long...
Yeah, that actually happened. I went with a pal to buy weed from some dudes...This was waaaay back in '98 or so...And when we got there the dudes were huffing glade from the afore mentioned receptacles. In case you were wondering, I didn't partake...
Oh yeah, this blog may seem that it comes straight from the mind of a glue-huffer but it's really just the rantings of a proclaimed 40k addict.
You see, this blog is a warm up for other writing and I've made a pledge to never edit anything. I want all the juice to spill out like so much spunk on the bedsheet. I created this sanctum sanctorum in order to rage against the ridiculousness of the 40k webverse. I mean, don't you dumb fucks think you're taking yourselves a little too seriously?
You're all a bunch of adults, playing with toys (nothing wrong with that) but creating these PG websites and content as if there might be kids out there that are listening to your dumb shit.
Get over yourselves.
You're not that important.
We live, we die.
In between we may love, laugh and paint some figs.
Take your rules lawyering, your spam lists and your stupid soft soap articles and stick 'em where the sun don't shine.
Turn off the Dave Matthew's Band right this instant. There's a reason why your dick is soft and weak and pumps jizz out lifelessly like the last dying breath of an earthworm.
Here, let me help:
But, but...But what? Stop the insanity.
Here's a man that can say it all much better than I...
I suppose we should get to the meat of this post...
If I haven't lost my one or two readers after this...
So, centurions kinda blow as models go. Right?
Right. They're just a little too clunky. Too boring. Just a little herp-derp. But my main beef is they're just too damn static.
Let's help that. Let's extend those legs a bit.
And cut these babies just like so.
Here we are again with a white background. Now that's a sexy bitch right there.
And for comparison's sake, the real McCoy.
Hope you guys like it.
And if you don't...I won't be losing any sleep.